Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?

Where in the world have I been for the last couple of weeks? It wasn't anywhere exciting, it was mostly in my apartment, but I had been busy with a certain someone. So we have to start off with a recap from my last post. That thursday was an interesting day. I had coffee with Mr. Nurse, oh my god was that awkward... We had nothing to talk about and I also wasn't attracted to him in the least. So we fast forward about 5 hours to the second first date of the day. Usually I wouldn't double book, it always seems so cliche and trashy but WHAT THE HELL? I'm young, right? So for date two I had take out in my apartment with another guy that I met, who we actually share mutual friends. So after chatting with him he didn't seem to be a stalker so I let him come to my apartment. We started watching a movie, and of course things get a little handsy... Until the moment when i was unbuttoning his shirt and I started laughing hysterically. To fully understand why you have to rewind to earlier in the day where he talked a big game about his looks, and how perfect he was, and his big.... feet. I spent a good twenty minutes telling him he was in love with himself and that he was quite cocky and talked a big game, that he probably couldn't live up to. So fast forward back to the unbuttoning of the shirt... where I see an undershirt that has a silhouette of him on. I don't ever think I've laughed so hard in my life. He still swears to this day that he didn't wear that shirt on purpose and I'm still calling bullshit. At first I would have thought that shirt would have been a cock block but moral of the night ended up being that laughter and sex combo.. makes for some damn good sex. And he may have been right about a couple things.. he has a nice beard and veryyyy big feet if you know what I mean? So that's the story of my first night with Mr. Cocky. You'll just have to wait to hear about the rest of the three weeks. I'm back and ready to tell it all..... Look forward to my next post about my broken bed.